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By Joshua Pegram 

The spirit days this week sure were interesting ideas, and with those in mind, let’s have a look at the top ten possible future spirit days for Atkins HS.

10. Peasant Day: Dress like the Plague is on your doorstep.

9. Obscure Movie Day: Dress like your favorite character from a barely known experimental film.

8. Balkans Day: I'm sure that this could have zero unintended consequences.

7. Midlife Crisis Day: Dress like you’re 47 and have a sudden urge to buy a sports car you can’t afford.

6. Seasonally Appropriate Attire Day: Wear clothes that are standard for the current season.

5. Danny DeVito Day: Need I say more?

4. Iowa Day: Become one with the corn!

3. Scotland vs. France Day: Choose between kilts or berets and twisty mustaches.

2. Mail Day: Cover yourself in postage stamps!

1. Sweatpants Day: SIKE!!! It’s actually “most-uncomfortable-pants-possible day”!

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